Sebab ak malas layan Malay movies kt cinema ..

Penah x korang rs cm “Apsal la ak tgk cte ni” atau “alamak, pkwe ak dh bli tket dulu” atau.. “weyh, ni la sbb men beli je tiket mane yg dekat timing dowh, kalo tau ak dok depan screen first line cte Joni Dep, bia sakit tengkuk jgn sakit jiwa tgk cte cmni” Well, I did (sadly quite a few times) encounter these kind of thing. Here are some reasons why I hate typical Malay movies.

1) Raja Farah shop for fruits every morning like bananas and papayas dua tiga bijik to make facial mask (Saloon).

2) Que Haidar went berserk carrying a violin all around his faculty which is “Human Resource Faculty” in UPM, kamera siap focus nama fac…duuuh.agak2 ar, fac seni ke ley tahan lg (Selamat Pagi Cinta)

3) Salesperson went off road promoting weird stuffs with his BOSS; in obviously deserted area jalan kaki (I’m Not Single).

4) The same chair, is the same chair after 22 years, stood still, same color, same condition (Sepi).

5) Fazura wore only RED colored clothing during her marriage life with Pierre before her husband died, (of course from chronic illness, where she worn red, also, as expected. Hahaha (Selamat Pagi Cinta)

6) Nk tdo mekup sket punye tebal xhingat. Bgn pagi everytime breakfast, minum susu atau jus oren, dengan baju tido. Hahahaha (applies to all malay movies) org Melayu breakfast ngn kopi , Teh-O, bkn plain milk with cut-off-crusts toast. Cis. Credits to Nur Kasih, ari2 bekfes nasi lemak.

7) Asal kaya je, men golf, lepas pukul bola, kamera xfokus bola. Lalalala =P

8) Pembantu rumah org kaya2 ni, msti org Msia, mak temah la, wak tungkik la….padahal, susah benor nak dpat pembntu rumah mesia… nak2 yg comey2 montel2 cm makcik2 tu. =P

9) Mahesh, one deaf and dumb boy, got to learn in normal highschool alongwith other normal students (Talentime)

10) Bab2 bomoh2 xyah mention. Sume tahap bukak bumbung, berasap2, gegar rumah punye teknik halau setan wakakaka (applies to ALL typical malay kunun-seram movies..

11) Dubbing lari kahkah3. Suara kuar lambat (sume filem *&^%$ korang taw kn..)

Banyak lg ak nk list down, tp kang kata ckp cm bagus plak ak wt short movie pon xpenah..Tapi, sebagai rkyat Msia, I tgk jugak those craps….sokong perfileman Msia bro… cume rs nk claim balik tiket plak pas tgk. Rs nk bakar cinema pon ade.

p/s : credits to film by Khabir Bhatia…90% of his film worth watching. Nw how come Indian knows best abt Malay culture plak? Naahhh…..